Let's buttbang Twilight fans!
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ManWhoFuckedaGoat
Shitting Machine
Joined: Wed May 30, 2007 9:37 am Posts: 1868 Location: Deep blue pee
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Let's buttbang Twilight fans!
Ok so i'm in this forum and there are bunch of Twilight fans. WTF? Freakin fags ! Bring on the best avatar sugestion to molest that disgusting piece of crap that nowadays is called a MOVIE Where's my torerance? Right up my hairy ass Im only ok with drunks and homo whales,but not twilight
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Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:06 pm |
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ManWhoFuckedaGoat
Shitting Machine
Joined: Wed May 30, 2007 9:37 am Posts: 1868 Location: Deep blue pee
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Re: Let's buttbang Twilight fans!
You can also molest it any way possible Author of the greatest idea will receive a blowjob and my authograph
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Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:10 pm |
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El Mariachi
buttfuckbullfrog
Joined: Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:35 am Posts: 10201 Location: On top of a turd
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Re: Let's buttbang Twilight fans!
Don't tell my wife. She loves the movie.
I thought it was gay when his face was sparkling in the sun. WTF, he should be burning!!!
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Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:11 pm |
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ManWhoFuckedaGoat
Shitting Machine
Joined: Wed May 30, 2007 9:37 am Posts: 1868 Location: Deep blue pee
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Re: Let's buttbang Twilight fans!
El Mariachi wrote: Don't tell my wife. She loves the movie.
I thought it was gay when his face was sparkling in the sun. WTF, he should be burning!!! WTF? Lux likes it?
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Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:13 pm |
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Elsa
Krusty the Clown
Joined: Sun May 18, 2008 3:19 pm Posts: 314 Location: Somewhere in the middle
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Re: Let's buttbang Twilight fans!
Ok, I know I am digging my grave here but: I think I watched the movie like 11 times. Don't laugh, it is a great movie to watch when you need to concentrate on something else. Nothing to thing about, no plot, no acting, maybe some CG and the music is not bad... I also have the 4 books as audio books (got them after the movie), thinking, ok, it CAN'T be so bad when everyone is speaking about it. No, it is WORSE. Am in the middle of forth book and just can't force myself to listen to the end. A 13 year old can write better fanfiction. There were like 3 good scenes in the whole 4 books. Also, did the mistake of listening to the movie with the director's commentary. Director and the two lead actors. OMFG! The girl at least tries, but the guy is totally emptyheaded, selfish and stupid. I wanted to cry for the 2 hours of my life that run away. Another one of my vampiric obsessions that dissapointed me. Suggestion: Let's mutilate the main lead actor.
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Fri May 01, 2009 1:30 am |
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ManWhoFuckedaGoat
Shitting Machine
Joined: Wed May 30, 2007 9:37 am Posts: 1868 Location: Deep blue pee
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Re: Let's buttbang Twilight fans!
As long as there will be blood Bring it on !
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Fri May 01, 2009 1:43 am |
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alus1onZ
Wham! Lover
Joined: Mon Apr 14, 2008 12:45 am Posts: 533 Location: Bulgaria
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Re: Let's buttbang Twilight fans!
This MOVIE STIIIIIIIIIINKS like ^@%#$&@%$#
It is so much gay that your TV will turn into anus and beg u to fuck it like a monster!
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Fri May 01, 2009 5:01 am |
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GRiND
Sabrina the Witch
Joined: Fri Jun 09, 2006 2:41 pm Posts: 4800 Location: Metalchussetts, The Altered State of Druggachussetts
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Re: Let's buttbang Twilight fans!
Maybe I can smell gay from miles off, but thats why I won't bother watching this shit (or any shit like it). Can't judge a book (movie) by its cover (poster)? Fuck yes you can! Plus this just rips off the Sookie Stackhouse series (HBO's True Blood), and adds gay and more gay with some cgi'd gay.
Although... this is for children anyway, what did you expect?
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Fri May 01, 2009 7:50 am |
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`max
Craptorbait
Joined: Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:55 pm Posts: 2098 Location: Bulgaria
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Re: Let's buttbang Twilight fans!
Plus, the main actor is ugly as shit. Fuck! Even I`m better looking than him, and I`m one ugly SOB. When I watched the movie, it felt like I was raped. Dunno why the chicks like that movie so much. It must be some kind of mind controlling devise in the movie, that affects only stupid fags and bitches (no offence, Elsa ).
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Fri May 01, 2009 9:10 am |
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El Mariachi
buttfuckbullfrog
Joined: Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:35 am Posts: 10201 Location: On top of a turd
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Re: Let's buttbang Twilight fans!
I believe his hairs stinks too, from what she said in an interview. I dunno, the wife told me.. honestely
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Fri May 01, 2009 9:18 am |
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flyingsheepcannon
Sabrina the Witch
Joined: Sun Jul 09, 2006 6:08 am Posts: 4354
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Re: Let's buttbang Twilight fans!
the movie looks like its real good bad-good material i'ma give it a shot with riff trax tomarrow
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Fri May 01, 2009 10:42 am |
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ManWhoFuckedaGoat
Shitting Machine
Joined: Wed May 30, 2007 9:37 am Posts: 1868 Location: Deep blue pee
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Re: Let's buttbang Twilight fans!
The main thing that pisses me off about twilight is that it is oriented to 12-15 y.o. girls who still believes in romance or for those "desperate housewifes". Fuck even definition of romance is getting fucked in the ass by this crap! All i know - i would buttfuck that gay vampire actor just prove he's gay. Seriously, just check out some random forum avatars with twlight chars: Real Love and some shot of "romantic" scene It's not criminals that makes our world fall to pieces! It's movies liek twilight
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Fri May 01, 2009 12:05 pm |
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fuego
Sir SlapMePlease
Joined: Mon Oct 01, 2007 2:06 pm Posts: 2245 Location: Under a dildo
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Re: Let's buttbang Twilight fans!
ManWhoFuckedaGoat wrote: - i would buttfuck that gay vampire actor just prove he's gay. I think you would buttfuck anything, to prove it's gay...
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Fri May 01, 2009 12:43 pm |
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El Mariachi
buttfuckbullfrog
Joined: Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:35 am Posts: 10201 Location: On top of a turd
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Re: Let's buttbang Twilight fans!
fuego wrote: ManWhoFuckedaGoat wrote: - i would buttfuck that gay vampire actor just prove he's gay. I think you would buttfuck anything, to prove it's gay... Or to show that you are in control... in the slammer
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Fri May 01, 2009 12:57 pm |
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flyingsheepcannon
Sabrina the Witch
Joined: Sun Jul 09, 2006 6:08 am Posts: 4354
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Re: Let's buttbang Twilight fans!
fuck man i just watched twilight with rifftraxs the rifftrax were fucking hilarious but ... the movie........ whoa i can't see how its possible that someone can watch it 11 times without going into a coma
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Sat May 02, 2009 7:30 am |
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flyingsheepcannon
Sabrina the Witch
Joined: Sun Jul 09, 2006 6:08 am Posts: 4354
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Re: Let's buttbang Twilight fans!
i'ma search for some ammo but only if you actually go threw with your plan, and take plenty of screen shots
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Sat May 02, 2009 6:05 pm |
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El Mariachi
buttfuckbullfrog
Joined: Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:35 am Posts: 10201 Location: On top of a turd
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Re: Let's buttbang Twilight fans!
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Sat May 02, 2009 6:21 pm |
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GRiND
Sabrina the Witch
Joined: Fri Jun 09, 2006 2:41 pm Posts: 4800 Location: Metalchussetts, The Altered State of Druggachussetts
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Re: Let's buttbang Twilight fans!
Awesome gif!
And shit if theres a rifftrax, I might suffer thru it!
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Sat May 02, 2009 7:28 pm |
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Elsa
Krusty the Clown
Joined: Sun May 18, 2008 3:19 pm Posts: 314 Location: Somewhere in the middle
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Re: Let's buttbang Twilight fans!
`max: no offense taken. I feel with you. It is a very good brainwashing material. Butt let's face it. Chicks like it, because there is that "story" from highschool and first love. Throw in a lonely, broken and oooooold vampire, who is the eternal teenager and you've got the recipe for chickflick. I feel like throwing up whenever I remember the movie, but still, it is better then the sitcom I am currently working on. From that one I am really throwing up, whenever the main hero appears without some garment. (and he is very often in bath or sleeping with some supermodel) So there are still worse things then Twilight and Bad moon or if they will actually make all 4 books in the movies. They have even thrown out the director who actually made the whole Twilight movie project. I wonder how the second one will be. Good news for those who will have the guts to watch it - if they will keep to the book - there are almost no vampires except for the early beginning and the late end. Oh, and one other detail... the books are FULL of the superlatives sang on the main "hero" vampire. How perfect and so on he is. He is a dick at best from my point of view. So the movie is quite decent in that area. I should better go to my sitcom.
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Sat May 02, 2009 8:25 pm |
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flyingsheepcannon
Sabrina the Witch
Joined: Sun Jul 09, 2006 6:08 am Posts: 4354
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Thu May 07, 2009 3:32 am |
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gav616
Mr. TightAss
Joined: Mon May 21, 2007 1:20 am Posts: 3007
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Re: Let's buttbang Twilight fans!
whats twiiilight? seriously?
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Thu May 07, 2009 3:47 am |
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flyingsheepcannon
Sabrina the Witch
Joined: Sun Jul 09, 2006 6:08 am Posts: 4354
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Thu May 07, 2009 4:47 am |
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fuego
Sir SlapMePlease
Joined: Mon Oct 01, 2007 2:06 pm Posts: 2245 Location: Under a dildo
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Re: Let's buttbang Twilight fans!
"We are the gay vampires, we suck ya blood from yo dick, ho ho ho"
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Thu May 07, 2009 12:01 pm |
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lenyadin
Ben Affleck fanboy
Joined: Thu Mar 11, 2010 2:51 pm Posts: 2
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Re: Let's buttbang Twilight fans!
There's also this soming soon.
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Tue Jul 27, 2010 4:34 pm |
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Pure
Veggie Fridge
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:59 pm Posts: 21656 Location: Fuck You! GoodBye!
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Re: Let's buttbang Twilight fans!
lenyadin wrote: There's also this soming soon. Good one
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Tue Jul 27, 2010 5:04 pm |
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Exterminat0r
Anal Muffin
Joined: Wed Mar 22, 2006 11:43 pm Posts: 6099 Location: Behind the computer
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Tue Jul 27, 2010 9:13 pm |
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ManWhoFuckedaGoat
Shitting Machine
Joined: Wed May 30, 2007 9:37 am Posts: 1868 Location: Deep blue pee
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Tue Jul 27, 2010 9:48 pm |
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CiCi
Sir SlapMePlease
Joined: Sun Mar 21, 2010 2:09 am Posts: 1765
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Re: Let's buttbang Twilight fans!
That girl needs some antiperspirant.
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Tue Jul 27, 2010 10:36 pm |
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enterlexx
Sabrina the Witch
Joined: Fri Mar 09, 2007 5:41 pm Posts: 4949 Location: ????
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Re: Let's buttbang Twilight fans!
it's sparkle juice can't use a silver ionized deodorant to keep you dry that would be a nono
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Wed Jul 28, 2010 1:03 am |
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vohi
Forbidden Entrance
Joined: Sat Feb 17, 2007 6:56 pm Posts: 1936 Location: Montana, Bulgaria
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Re: Let's buttbang Twilight fans!
Twilight sucks my ass
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