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Venom
Goat in a Gorilla Suit
Joined: Wed Jul 05, 2006 8:28 pm Posts: 2544 Location: Serbia, Land of Pirates
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Re: Uwe Boll
something tells me we haven't seen the last of Ballz they are never truly dead, ya know?
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elguaxo
End of Level Boss
Joined: Fri Mar 16, 2007 5:10 pm Posts: 7535
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Re: Uwe Boll
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Thu Jul 23, 2009 5:42 pm |
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Veggie Fridge
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:59 pm Posts: 21656 Location: Fuck You! GoodBye!
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Thu Jul 23, 2009 5:55 pm |
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fuego
Sir SlapMePlease
Joined: Mon Oct 01, 2007 2:06 pm Posts: 2245 Location: Under a dildo
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Re: Uwe Boll
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El Mariachi
buttfuckbullfrog
Joined: Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:35 am Posts: 10201 Location: On top of a turd
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Re: Uwe Boll
Rampage!
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enterlexx
Sabrina the Witch
Joined: Fri Mar 09, 2007 5:41 pm Posts: 4949 Location: ????
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Re: Uwe Boll
looks pretty cool!
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Veggie Fridge
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:59 pm Posts: 21656 Location: Fuck You! GoodBye!
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Re: Uwe Boll
It's Uwe so its bound to be cool
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Sat Aug 01, 2009 6:32 pm |
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Vae Victis
Anal Muffin
Joined: Tue Sep 26, 2006 1:27 am Posts: 6147
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Re: Uwe Boll
That loooooks like something Iiiii would watch!
in the famous staaaan voice from monkey island!
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flyingsheepcannon
Sabrina the Witch
Joined: Sun Jul 09, 2006 6:08 am Posts: 4354
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Re: Uwe Boll
i came
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Veggie Fridge
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:59 pm Posts: 21656 Location: Fuck You! GoodBye!
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Eaters directed by Uwe Boll!!
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Thu Jan 21, 2010 4:10 pm |
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El Mariachi
buttfuckbullfrog
Joined: Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:35 am Posts: 10201 Location: On top of a turd
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Re: Uwe Boll
The first part until the rat gets squashed really is a homage to Cameron's Terminator. step on rat included Actually I thinking the beginning is nicer looking than T4 Salvation. Too bad people can't just blow up a town, wait until nightfall and shoot a movie
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Veggie Fridge
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:59 pm Posts: 21656 Location: Fuck You! GoodBye!
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Re: Uwe Boll
UWE BOLL TO GAS JEWSQuote: As someone subjected to festival screenings of both Postal and Seed, I hoped I'd heard the last of Uwe Boll. By now you had to know that everyone's figured out his scam. He simply wasn't getting the big name actors to join his projects anymore and the funding seemed to get smaller with each successive film. It became common knowledge of what a bad filmmaker he is, how delusional he is about his film's merits, and we all hoped that he would never again make anything that would attract notice. Oops. Enter his new film, Auchwitz. The film is indeed about the famous Nazi death camp, but wait- there's more! Twitch has managed to grab a clip that shows Uwe Boll in a Nazi uniform standing guard with an odd expression on his face outside of one of the camp's infamous showers. Doesn't he look like he really needs to take a dump and is hoping those damn juden would hurry up in there? Of the project, Boll says "It's in the tradition of my movies Stoic, Darfur, Rampage, Tunnelrats, Heart of America...it shows Auschwitz as this what it was: a meatplant for humans...a death factory" But honestly, as much of a joke as Boll's career has been, as much bad taste as he's displayed, this might top them all... and this coming from someone who found the 9/11 bit at the beginning of Postal genuinely funny. In some way, an Auchwitz comedy would be less offensive- it's the false nature of the thing (as well as the commandeering of the "Never Forget" mantra) that cheapens it. Check it out but be wary that it's NSFW for Jew nudity, surgery and cremation. Article and teaser @ Chud
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flyingsheepcannon
Sabrina the Witch
Joined: Sun Jul 09, 2006 6:08 am Posts: 4354
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Re: Uwe Boll
people take him way to seriously
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gav616
Mr. TightAss
Joined: Mon May 21, 2007 1:20 am Posts: 3007
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Re: Uwe Boll
flyingsheepcannon wrote: :cracked: people take him way to seriously I've always thought he should just stick to comedy's, because, no matter how retarded the flick is, there still funny.
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flyingsheepcannon
Sabrina the Witch
Joined: Sun Jul 09, 2006 6:08 am Posts: 4354
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Re: Uwe Boll
then every movie he does is a comedy
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elguaxo
End of Level Boss
Joined: Fri Mar 16, 2007 5:10 pm Posts: 7535
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Re: Uwe Boll
Uwe Boll makes Blubberella ? "the first female fat superhero"Quote: In a desperate attempt to stay relevant, director Uwe Boll is making a ridiculously offensive fatsploitation movie called Blubberella. "She will kick major ass - with her major ass." Full article: http://io9.com/5672893/
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Veggie Fridge
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:59 pm Posts: 21656 Location: Fuck You! GoodBye!
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flyingsheepcannon
Sabrina the Witch
Joined: Sun Jul 09, 2006 6:08 am Posts: 4354
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Re: Uwe Boll
fatsploitation
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GoblinBeThine
Fart Breath
Joined: Wed Nov 29, 2006 2:02 am Posts: 110
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Re: Uwe Boll
elguaxo wrote: Uwe Boll makes Blubberella ? "the first female fat superhero"Quote: In a desperate attempt to stay relevant, director Uwe Boll is making a ridiculously offensive fatsploitation movie called Blubberella. "She will kick major ass - with her major ass." Full article: http://io9.com/5672893/ Your kidding ? I am still amazed with that House of the Dead movie ,that one was a big budget movie .And they somehow did nothing with that ..must be a special talent the man has..
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enterlexx
Sabrina the Witch
Joined: Fri Mar 09, 2007 5:41 pm Posts: 4949 Location: ????
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Re: Uwe Boll
he sunk low with this ultra buoyant superhero
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Veggie Fridge
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:59 pm Posts: 21656 Location: Fuck You! GoodBye!
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flyingsheepcannon
Sabrina the Witch
Joined: Sun Jul 09, 2006 6:08 am Posts: 4354
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Re: Uwe Boll
the man has a point I can say i've never seen a holocaust movie where it showed kids being burned alive
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