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gnollie
Official ShitLover
Joined: Sun Aug 20, 2006 7:48 pm Posts: 8893 Location: not to be found
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Perfect.
All we need now is a ever-full bottle of beer and we don't have to leave the house anymore. Men, we now have a blow-up doll from Sweden . These are pictures of a Swedish doll made of silicone. Sizes vary from 1.50 to 1.75m. The texture of the skin is similar to 99.8% OF THE HUMAN SKIN. It will last two years if used constantly and consistently everyday. Completely adjustable to any position you want. 100 sensors spread around the body. There are 30 sensors on the private parts. Each sensor makes her move in a specific way, up to 20 positions. On penetration she emits a light gentle sound that echoes gently in your ears. Comes with inbuilt sound in the throat and recognizes up to 16 commands that are extremely personal up to two meters away from her ears. When there is any type of pulsation sensed in her private parts she emits light moans of stimulation. Above all that she gets wet with a slight touch over any of the sensors. Most important she has a voice password which should be protected from disclosure. Principal characteristics: She has three entries (vaginal , anal, and oral) She can move her head in any direction you choose. Completely customizable to your liking so you can choose the following: SIZE HEIGHT SKIN COLOR EYES COLOR HAIR COLOR PUBIC HAIR COLOR OR COMPLETELY SHAVEN. NUMEROUS ADVANTAGES AND FEW DISADVANTAGES. ADVANTAGES. She is not electric She does not speak She does not get fat She never has periods She does not pass gas She never goes shopping She does not get pregnant She does not have a mother She never ever gets headaches She does not go to the hairdresser She does not watch soaps or Oprah She does not care what we watch on TV She does not frequent internet chat rooms She will never get elderly human physical attributes She will not get jealous if you bring home another woman She will not nag if you go out and she won't care when you return Come here, plastic momma!
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Thu Oct 29, 2009 12:43 pm |
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Vae Victis
Anal Muffin
Joined: Tue Sep 26, 2006 1:27 am Posts: 6147
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Re: Perfect.
can she do the dishes and cook dinner?
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Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:04 pm |
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telmoMRC
Pito
Joined: Tue Aug 21, 2007 8:24 pm Posts: 9517 Location: Near The Shity Friends
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Re: Perfect.
Vae Victis wrote: can she do the dishes and cook dinner? that is for gnollie she is only good to
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Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:15 pm |
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Vae Victis
Anal Muffin
Joined: Tue Sep 26, 2006 1:27 am Posts: 6147
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Re: Perfect.
So gnollie is going to cook dinner for me and do the dishes afterwards, while I go ?
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Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:16 pm |
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gnollie
Official ShitLover
Joined: Sun Aug 20, 2006 7:48 pm Posts: 8893 Location: not to be found
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Re: Perfect.
Be my guest
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Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:56 pm |
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El Mariachi
buttfuckbullfrog
Joined: Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:35 am Posts: 10201 Location: On top of a turd
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Re: Perfect.
I want to her I want to on her I want to her I want her to me I want to her I want her to me again I want to her I want to do to her I want to on her... a lot I want to her I want to with her and on her And when she's not lasting anymore I will her up
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Thu Oct 29, 2009 5:18 pm |
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Pure
Veggie Fridge
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:59 pm Posts: 21656 Location: Fuck You! GoodBye!
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Re: Perfect.
Quote: 100 sensors spread around the body. There are 30 sensors on the private parts. Each sensor makes her move in a specific way, up to 20 positions.
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Thu Oct 29, 2009 6:58 pm |
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Vae Victis
Anal Muffin
Joined: Tue Sep 26, 2006 1:27 am Posts: 6147
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Re: Perfect.
Im curious how she is powered? Battery? And how is it reloaded? Friction or does she have a cable?
Friction would be good. Cable... where would it go?
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Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:02 pm |
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Pure
Veggie Fridge
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:59 pm Posts: 21656 Location: Fuck You! GoodBye!
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Re: Perfect.
Yeah friction would be the way to go
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Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:08 pm |
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flyingsheepcannon
Sabrina the Witch
Joined: Sun Jul 09, 2006 6:08 am Posts: 4354
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Re: Perfect.
cord probably plugs into her ass so no anal
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Fri Oct 30, 2009 6:12 am |
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enterlexx
Sabrina the Witch
Joined: Fri Mar 09, 2007 5:41 pm Posts: 4949 Location: ????
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Re: Perfect.
amazing amazing price too at $6000 standard version that are a lot of crackwhore visits
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Fri Oct 30, 2009 7:37 am |
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gnollie
Official ShitLover
Joined: Sun Aug 20, 2006 7:48 pm Posts: 8893 Location: not to be found
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Re: Perfect.
Vae Victis wrote: Im curious how she is powered? Battery? And how is it reloaded? Friction or does she have a cable?
Friction would be good. Cable... where would it go? Maybe she's like one of them watches that re-wind themselves while you wear them. So, as long as you use her... Or she uses geothermal power? Ecological sexdoll
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Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:53 am |
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gnollie
Official ShitLover
Joined: Sun Aug 20, 2006 7:48 pm Posts: 8893 Location: not to be found
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Re: Perfect.
enterlexx wrote: :D amazing amazing price too at $6000 standard version that are a lot of crackwhore visits Yup. That's the essence of outsourcing
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Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:54 am |
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gnollie
Official ShitLover
Joined: Sun Aug 20, 2006 7:48 pm Posts: 8893 Location: not to be found
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Re: Perfect.
flyingsheepcannon wrote: cord probably plugs into her ass so no anal Au contraire, yes anal, with a twist
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Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:55 am |
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telmoMRC
Pito
Joined: Tue Aug 21, 2007 8:24 pm Posts: 9517 Location: Near The Shity Friends
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Re: Perfect.
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Fri Oct 30, 2009 2:09 pm |
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Cpt. Scabby
Anal Muffin
Joined: Mon Jul 03, 2006 8:46 pm Posts: 6715 Location: hellishly intense introspective nightmare
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Re: Perfect.
well, if they look & feel as real as they say, its something every guy should at least try out once
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Fri Oct 30, 2009 5:07 pm |
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El Mariachi
buttfuckbullfrog
Joined: Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:35 am Posts: 10201 Location: On top of a turd
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Re: Perfect.
Can you tit fuck her easily?
And when she gives a blow job, how do you clean it... or wont you and make her a smelly whore eventually
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Fri Oct 30, 2009 5:18 pm |
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Pure
Veggie Fridge
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:59 pm Posts: 21656 Location: Fuck You! GoodBye!
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Re: Perfect.
Cleaning? Why it only lasts two years
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Fri Oct 30, 2009 6:50 pm |
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enterlexx
Sabrina the Witch
Joined: Fri Mar 09, 2007 5:41 pm Posts: 4949 Location: ????
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Re: Perfect.
but where to keep her? doesn't come with a suitcase for that 6000 bucks but forget about that you will always have somekind of corpse to hide
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Fri Oct 30, 2009 7:01 pm |
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Pure
Veggie Fridge
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:59 pm Posts: 21656 Location: Fuck You! GoodBye!
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Re: Perfect.
Just put her in the kitchen, maybe she has an extra suprise
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Fri Oct 30, 2009 7:02 pm |
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flyingsheepcannon
Sabrina the Witch
Joined: Sun Jul 09, 2006 6:08 am Posts: 4354
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Re: Perfect.
fuck hiding her! i'd charge people to use her!!!! put her in the window they'd have to do their own cleaning of course, but i'd make mega bucks!
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Sat Oct 31, 2009 6:03 am |
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gnollie
Official ShitLover
Joined: Sun Aug 20, 2006 7:48 pm Posts: 8893 Location: not to be found
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Re: Perfect.
_________________ Bolje piva u ruci nego pi?ka na grani.
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Sat Oct 31, 2009 12:30 pm |
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El Mariachi
buttfuckbullfrog
Joined: Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:35 am Posts: 10201 Location: On top of a turd
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Re: Perfect.
Pure wrote: Cleaning? Why it only lasts two years So Pure, this means you meant to have her as a REAL wife and have sex once in those 2 years? I'd fuck her every day so that must give her a new definition of "blow up" doll. Liters of sperm will be absorbed
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Sat Oct 31, 2009 3:38 pm |
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Pure
Veggie Fridge
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:59 pm Posts: 21656 Location: Fuck You! GoodBye!
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Re: Perfect.
Oh boy would she be fat at the end of the run
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Sat Oct 31, 2009 4:28 pm |
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Cpt. Scabby
Anal Muffin
Joined: Mon Jul 03, 2006 8:46 pm Posts: 6715 Location: hellishly intense introspective nightmare
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Re: Perfect.
Pure wrote: Oh boy would she be fat at the end of the run or better even: expolde in your face
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Sat Oct 31, 2009 9:59 pm |
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Pure
Veggie Fridge
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:59 pm Posts: 21656 Location: Fuck You! GoodBye!
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Re: Perfect.
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Sat Oct 31, 2009 10:28 pm |
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enterlexx
Sabrina the Witch
Joined: Fri Mar 09, 2007 5:41 pm Posts: 4949 Location: ????
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Re: Perfect.
yeah maybe a hybrid silicon-human will explode out of her belly Alien style
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Sun Nov 01, 2009 11:32 am |
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