Ok explain this to me guys
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CiCi
Sir SlapMePlease
Joined: Sun Mar 21, 2010 2:09 am Posts: 1765
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Ok explain this to me guys
My husband gets me some lingerie for my birthday. How is this a gift for me when he will clearly get more joy out of it than I will?
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Tue Dec 07, 2010 3:38 am |
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Cpt. Scabby
Anal Muffin
Joined: Mon Jul 03, 2006 8:46 pm Posts: 6715 Location: hellishly intense introspective nightmare
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Re: Ok explain this to me guys
depends on how expensive it was is it for wearing or tearing? as I said before us men have little imagination & prefer to see a woman naked, that way you lose no time
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Tue Dec 07, 2010 9:33 am |
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Toni_B
Violated Toilet
Joined: Tue Jan 19, 2010 9:00 pm Posts: 1377 Location: Fucking End of the World, man
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Re: Ok explain this to me guys
CiCi wrote: My husband gets me some lingerie for my birthday. How is this a gift for me when he will clearly get more joy out of it than I will? I will start to think that you really have issues...
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Tue Dec 07, 2010 11:24 am |
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`max
Craptorbait
Joined: Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:55 pm Posts: 2098 Location: Bulgaria
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Re: Ok explain this to me guys
He's your husband, you'll have to love him no matter what. So... can we see your gift?
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Tue Dec 07, 2010 11:32 am |
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CiCi
Sir SlapMePlease
Joined: Sun Mar 21, 2010 2:09 am Posts: 1765
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Re: Ok explain this to me guys
Of course I'll love him no matter what. It's just buying a woman lingerie for her birthday is like buying her an oven so she can cook you something.
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Tue Dec 07, 2010 12:02 pm |
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gnollie
Official ShitLover
Joined: Sun Aug 20, 2006 7:48 pm Posts: 8893 Location: not to be found
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Re: Ok explain this to me guys
CiCi wrote: buying her an oven so she can cook you something. Now there's a good idea! Thanks!
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Tue Dec 07, 2010 12:05 pm |
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CiCi
Sir SlapMePlease
Joined: Sun Mar 21, 2010 2:09 am Posts: 1765
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Re: Ok explain this to me guys
gnollie wrote: CiCi wrote: buying her an oven so she can cook you something. Now there's a good idea! Thanks!
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Tue Dec 07, 2010 12:08 pm |
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Toni_B
Violated Toilet
Joined: Tue Jan 19, 2010 9:00 pm Posts: 1377 Location: Fucking End of the World, man
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Re: Ok explain this to me guys
CiCi wrote: Of course I'll love him no matter what. It's just buying a woman lingerie for her birthday is like buying her an oven so she can cook you something. Excellent one!!!! See, you're getting the hang of it You'll be ok.
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Tue Dec 07, 2010 12:17 pm |
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Cpt. Scabby
Anal Muffin
Joined: Mon Jul 03, 2006 8:46 pm Posts: 6715 Location: hellishly intense introspective nightmare
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Re: Ok explain this to me guys
CiCi wrote: Of course I'll love him no matter what. It's just buying a woman lingerie for her birthday is like buying her an oven so she can cook you something. ok, so name one present that he could buy for you that you can't accuse him for of having bought it also for his own pleasure. -shoes? (I love how she looks in them pumps) -perfume? (I like how she smells with that on) -a car? (so I get to drive it) -a dildo? (so she can shove it up my arse) I mean no offence, but you ARE a woman
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Tue Dec 07, 2010 11:56 pm |
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CiCi
Sir SlapMePlease
Joined: Sun Mar 21, 2010 2:09 am Posts: 1765
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Re: Ok explain this to me guys
Cpt. Scabby wrote: CiCi wrote: Of course I'll love him no matter what. It's just buying a woman lingerie for her birthday is like buying her an oven so she can cook you something. ok, so name one present that he could buy for you that you can't accuse him for of having bought it also for his own pleasure. -shoes? (I love how she looks in them pumps) -perfume? (I like how she smells with that on) -a car? (so I get to drive it) -a dildo? (so she can shove it up my arse) I mean no offence, but you ARE a woman Name one reason why you don't deserve a booted foot in your ass.
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Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:29 am |
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alus1onZ
Wham! Lover
Joined: Mon Apr 14, 2008 12:45 am Posts: 533 Location: Bulgaria
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Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:42 am |
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bigfart
Choo Choo
Joined: Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:13 pm Posts: 679 Location: Middle Pussy
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Re: Ok explain this to me guys
what did you want instead? rose? at least you can wear the lingerie
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Wed Dec 08, 2010 3:20 am |
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CiCi
Sir SlapMePlease
Joined: Sun Mar 21, 2010 2:09 am Posts: 1765
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Re: Ok explain this to me guys
I received many roses and they moved me.
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Wed Dec 08, 2010 3:32 am |
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flyingsheepcannon
Sabrina the Witch
Joined: Sun Jul 09, 2006 6:08 am Posts: 4354
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Re: Ok explain this to me guys
oh man, i'm not going to lie I bought my girlfriend a sexy Santa outfit and a web-cam last year for Christmas it was great but seriously, we buy dinner, drinks, movie tickets, all that shit at least give us a bone every now and then
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Wed Dec 08, 2010 6:31 am |
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gnollie
Official ShitLover
Joined: Sun Aug 20, 2006 7:48 pm Posts: 8893 Location: not to be found
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Re: Ok explain this to me guys
flyingsheepcannon wrote: oh man, i'm not going to lie I bought my girlfriend a sexy Santa outfit and a web-cam last year for Christmas it was great Pics or it didn't happen!
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Wed Dec 08, 2010 9:46 am |
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Cpt. Scabby
Anal Muffin
Joined: Mon Jul 03, 2006 8:46 pm Posts: 6715 Location: hellishly intense introspective nightmare
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Re: Ok explain this to me guys
CiCi wrote: I received many roses and they moved me. really? thats nice, but it doesn't last coz they wither
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Wed Dec 08, 2010 10:46 am |
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gnollie
Official ShitLover
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Re: Ok explain this to me guys
Depends where you keep them. One of the best Croatian bands, Let 3, they keep them stuck up their asses, the roses are fresh like they were just picked!
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Wed Dec 08, 2010 11:31 am |
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Toni_B
Violated Toilet
Joined: Tue Jan 19, 2010 9:00 pm Posts: 1377 Location: Fucking End of the World, man
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Re: Ok explain this to me guys
CiCi wrote: I received many roses and they moved me. God damn roses...I hate how they move people around! You have to be careful with those buggers or they will move you to some place from which you will not know how to return! The best way to handle them is, like Gnollie illustrated, to grow a mustache, shove them up ass and play guitar publicly...it's a 100% foolproof *wink wink nudge nudge*
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Wed Dec 08, 2010 11:42 am |
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Toni_B
Violated Toilet
Joined: Tue Jan 19, 2010 9:00 pm Posts: 1377 Location: Fucking End of the World, man
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Re: Ok explain this to me guys
Cpt. Scabby wrote: CiCi wrote: Of course I'll love him no matter what. It's just buying a woman lingerie for her birthday is like buying her an oven so she can cook you something. ok, so name one present that he could buy for you that you can't accuse him for of having bought it also for his own pleasure. -shoes? (I love how she looks in them pumps) -perfume? (I like how she smells with that on) -a car? (so I get to drive it) -a dildo? (so she can shove it up my arse) I mean no offence, but you ARE a woman
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Wed Dec 08, 2010 11:44 am |
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CiCi
Sir SlapMePlease
Joined: Sun Mar 21, 2010 2:09 am Posts: 1765
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Re: Ok explain this to me guys
gnollie wrote: Depends where you keep them. One of the best Croatian bands, Let 3, they keep them stuck up their asses, the roses are fresh like they were just picked!
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