Oh no! For fuck sake not another remake!
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ManWhoFuckedaGoat
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Re: Oh no! For fuck sake not another remake!
It's a movie based on an old tale, with a different twist to it and remake is done according to older movie version and it'll be a disgrace!!!! Or i think so
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Tue Mar 09, 2010 8:50 pm |
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gnollie
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Re: Oh no! For fuck sake not another remake!
Oh, by all means, it might be a disgrace (it usually is), but that will not affect the original movie nor the tale itself. Or I think so
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Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:56 am |
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Venom
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Re: Oh no! For fuck sake not another remake!
ManWhoFuckedaGoat wrote: I heard there's gonna be remake (2010) of a classic russian movie Viy (Spirit of evil). God damn i think they gonna ruin this classic horror tale. actually, then it was remade several times... Italian "Mask of Satan" and Serbian "Sveto Mesto" ... not to mention one another Russian movie based on a same story, and official Lamberto Bava's remake of "Mask of Satan" yep, five movies, all based on a same source (story) and had to agree with gnollie... Even if movie gets remade, it's not like original is gonna vanish. We still have Night of the Living Dead, even if it was butchered more then ten times already. Good thing about the remakes - original movie gets nice fat 2 DVD set. If it wasn't for that crappy My Bloody Valentine remake, we'll never get uncut version of original on new DVD release.
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 2:47 am |
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Veggie Fridge
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Fri Aug 20, 2010 2:45 pm |
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Pure
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Thu Nov 18, 2010 7:12 pm |
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elchupacabra
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Thu Nov 18, 2010 8:37 pm |
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flyingsheepcannon
Sabrina the Witch
Joined: Sun Jul 09, 2006 6:08 am Posts: 4354
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Re: Oh no! For fuck sake not another remake!
producers are even trying to milk the old B classics i see
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Thu Nov 18, 2010 8:55 pm |
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Shit castle
Fatter than Steven Seagal
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Re: Oh no! For fuck sake not another remake!
Fuck you think those are bad check out this list of remake plans. Mothers day Pet Sematary Motel Hell Monster Squad The Gate Re-Animator and the list shall go on.
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Sun Dec 26, 2010 3:20 am |
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Exterminat0r
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Re: Oh no! For fuck sake not another remake!
Shit castle wrote: Fuck you think those are bad check out this list of remake plans. Mothers day Pet Sematary Motel Hell Monster Squad The Gate Re-Animator and the list shall go on. it will be interesting to see what the can do with 'The Gate'...
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Fri Jan 14, 2011 6:17 pm |
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elchupacabra
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Fri Jan 21, 2011 12:21 pm |
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`max
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Joined: Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:55 pm Posts: 2098 Location: Bulgaria
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Re: Oh no! For fuck sake not another remake!
(2014) Those guys now how to plan future.
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Fri Jan 21, 2011 1:29 pm |
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Exterminat0r
Anal Muffin
Joined: Wed Mar 22, 2006 11:43 pm Posts: 6099 Location: Behind the computer
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Re: Oh no! For fuck sake not another remake!
i spit on your gave 2010 remake (facepalm!)
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Fri Jan 21, 2011 5:02 pm |
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dilej666
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Re: Oh no! For fuck sake not another remake!
ManWhoFuckedaGoat wrote: I heard there's gonna be remake (2010) of a classic russian movie Viy (Spirit of evil). God damn i think they gonna ruin this classic horror tale. actually it could be good ( or fun at least ) watch trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqEoj9pIkeo
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Wed Jan 26, 2011 12:34 am |
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gnollie
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Re: Oh no! For fuck sake not another remake!
dilej666 wrote: ManWhoFuckedaGoat wrote: I heard there's gonna be remake (2010) of a classic russian movie Viy (Spirit of evil). God damn i think they gonna ruin this classic horror tale. actually it could be good ( or fun at least ) watch trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqEoj9pIkeoLooks like fun indeed
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enterlexx
Sabrina the Witch
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Re: Oh no! For fuck sake not another remake!
Beverly Hills Cop 4: I am too old for this shit hopefully he dresses up as the way he looked back in the 80's otherwise keep it
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Wed Jan 26, 2011 9:16 pm |
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`max
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Re: Oh no! For fuck sake not another remake!
Conan the Barbarian (2011) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0816462/OH, COME ON!
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Wed Mar 16, 2011 2:58 pm |
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Gypo Zerg
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Don't they write NEW STORIES in Hollywood anymore? If they do remakes of 80s movies like Tron, Karate Kid etc... what will we see in 10 years time???
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Wed Mar 16, 2011 6:18 pm |
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gnollie
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There are new stories, there are remakes. It'll be the same in 10 years. The ratio of new stories and remakes will follow the audience interest and the box office results.
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max_cady
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Re: Oh no! For fuck sake not another remake!
Bloodsport Gets Phillip Noyce RemakeQuote: Philip Noyce to remake Bloodsport Ed Pressman will produce a remake of Jean Claude Van Damme's action classic Bloodsport. While in Cannes, he closed a deal to have Salt director Philip Noyce helm this intended franchise reboot.
The original classic starred Jean Claude Van Damme as Frank Dux, a man who has trained his whole life to fight in the Kumite, an ultimate martial arts tournament. In this new reworked story, an American heads to Brazil to recover from the violence he experienced in Afghanistan. He soon finds himself involved in a martial arts contest. Robert Mark Kamen is penning the screenplay.
There is no set start date at this time, and a replacement for Jean Claude Van Damme has yet to be announced. It is not known if the action icon will make an appearance in the film. http://www.movieweb.com/news/bloodsport ... yce-remake
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Wed May 18, 2011 7:46 am |
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gnollie
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max_cady wrote: In this new reworked story, an American heads to Brazil to recover from the violence he experienced in Afghanistan. Americans... Bunch of fucking retards.
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Cpt. Scabby
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gnollie wrote: How exactly might they ruin the tale? I mean, are they going to go from house to house, burn the books and murder everyone who know the original story and erase it from existence completely? you talkin bout the islam?
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Wed May 18, 2011 1:28 pm |
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gnollie
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Cpt. Scabby wrote: gnollie wrote: How exactly might they ruin the tale? I mean, are they going to go from house to house, burn the books and murder everyone who know the original story and erase it from existence completely? you talkin bout the islam? Catholicism, more likely
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Wed May 18, 2011 2:08 pm |
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Shit castle
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Re: Oh no! For fuck sake not another remake!
Anyone seen the Mothers day remake ??? It looks like a 100% total remake shit log.
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Wed Jun 08, 2011 7:20 am |
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Veggie Fridge
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Re: Oh no! For fuck sake not another remake!
No not yet, but I'm counting on it that I will soon
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Wed Jun 08, 2011 6:22 pm |
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max_cady
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max_cady
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Slayer
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Re: Oh no! For fuck sake not another remake!
Remake from 2003, we're getting closer. How long until we can see remakes in 2012 which are made of films released in 2011? Or even the same year?
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TrimYourBush
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Re: Oh no! For fuck sake not another remake!
I'm just waiting for the preemptive remake era.
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Sat Feb 25, 2012 8:45 pm |
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elguaxo
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Sat Feb 25, 2012 8:58 pm |
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flyingsheepcannon
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foreign films can't count because rec was remade the same year as quarantine they like to do things in english for $$$$$$$$
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