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Tell us what pisses you off today?
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Toni_B
Violated Toilet
Joined: Tue Jan 19, 2010 9:00 pm Posts: 1377 Location: Fucking End of the World, man
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Re: Tell us what pisses you off today?
elguaxo wrote: Toni_B wrote: a roommate (former one) at my office asked for a new mouse because his stopped working, so Adminn brought him a ball one He just rolled his eyes and said: "Don't ask. The Company is saving money for office supply!" It was somewhat in the beginning of this year. I don't think you can get ball mouses here anymore. Not a new one. It was a one that was "usable" that they got from "THE box". In other words, the only spare one, that works (needless to say)
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Thu Dec 08, 2011 9:27 pm |
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gnollie
Official ShitLover
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Re: Tell us what pisses you off today?
Actually, I miss those ball mouses... With those, when they started to give you some shit at least you knew what you're going to do - remove the ball and clean the rolls Everybody could feel like an IT whiz for a moment Can't do that with laser, can ya?
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Fri Dec 09, 2011 1:10 am |
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`max
Craptorbait
Joined: Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:55 pm Posts: 2098 Location: Bulgaria
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Re: Tell us what pisses you off today?
Yeah, but at some point you're realizing that you do the roller cleaning part two times a day. And yes, I don't think you can buy new one... anywhere, anymore.
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Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:14 am |
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Toni_B
Violated Toilet
Joined: Tue Jan 19, 2010 9:00 pm Posts: 1377 Location: Fucking End of the World, man
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Re: Tell us what pisses you off today?
`max wrote: Yeah, but at some point you're realizing that you do the roller cleaning part two times a day. And yes, I don't think you can buy new one... anywhere, anymore. Well, we have a full box so if anybody needs some...
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Fri Dec 09, 2011 9:30 am |
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telmoMRC
Pito
Joined: Tue Aug 21, 2007 8:24 pm Posts: 9517 Location: Near The Shity Friends
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Re: Tell us what pisses you off today?
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Sat Dec 10, 2011 7:34 am |
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Toni_B
Violated Toilet
Joined: Tue Jan 19, 2010 9:00 pm Posts: 1377 Location: Fucking End of the World, man
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Re: Tell us what pisses you off today?
telmoMRC wrote: after a night of disco i crash my stupid ,bastard , retarder , gay , motherfucker, car Now you can buy a real man's car
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Sat Dec 10, 2011 10:18 am |
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Pure
Veggie Fridge
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:59 pm Posts: 21656 Location: Fuck You! GoodBye!
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Re: Tell us what pisses you off today?
So you lost your hubcaps?
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Sat Dec 10, 2011 2:11 pm |
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telmoMRC
Pito
Joined: Tue Aug 21, 2007 8:24 pm Posts: 9517 Location: Near The Shity Friends
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Re: Tell us what pisses you off today?
it has a rear ligth
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Sat Dec 10, 2011 2:42 pm |
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Pure
Veggie Fridge
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:59 pm Posts: 21656 Location: Fuck You! GoodBye!
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Re: Tell us what pisses you off today?
I dont need a rear light, I got three guys pushing me
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Sat Dec 10, 2011 9:45 pm |
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telmoMRC
Pito
Joined: Tue Aug 21, 2007 8:24 pm Posts: 9517 Location: Near The Shity Friends
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Re: Tell us what pisses you off today?
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Sat Dec 10, 2011 10:04 pm |
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`max
Craptorbait
Joined: Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:55 pm Posts: 2098 Location: Bulgaria
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FUCK THE MOTHERFUCKING SNOW!
Around here the snow stopped falling about two weeks ago. And since then, I haven't missed a day without shoveling that motherfucker. And yesterday I said "NO MORE!", so I climb to the roof, small roof (well not so small, but the smaller one) on a side building, made entirely out of sheet metal - who caused the main problems, as the son-of-a-bitch snow dragged down everyday. So, I climbed to the roof and pushed all the motherfucking snow and than shoved it away! And it was good, knowing this will be the last time this winter I shove snow. And today I came to work just to find out, that snow from the main building - huge-ass roof, has fallen in front of my store... DAMN IT! And the worst part is: I shove and shove, and the moment I continue forward, the big-ass roof mocks me by dropping more motherfucking snow onto the cleared area. DAMN THAT BITCH-ASS-BITCH!
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Fri Feb 24, 2012 8:42 am |
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Toni_B
Violated Toilet
Joined: Tue Jan 19, 2010 9:00 pm Posts: 1377 Location: Fucking End of the World, man
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Re: FUCK THE MOTHERFUCKING SNOW!
`max wrote: Around here the snow stopped falling about two weeks ago. And since then, I haven't missed a day without shoveling that motherfucker. And yesterday I said "NO MORE!", so I climb to the roof, small roof (well not so small, but the smaller one) on a side building, made entirely out of sheet metal - who caused the main problems, as the son-of-a-bitch snow dragged down everyday. So, I climbed to the roof and pushed all the motherfucking snow and than shoved it away! And it was good, knowing this will be the last time this winter I shove snow. And today I came to work just to find out, that snow from the main building - huge-ass roof, has fallen in front of my store... DAMN IT! And the worst part is: I shove and shove, and the moment I continue forward, the big-ass roof mocks me by dropping more motherfucking snow onto the cleared area. DAMN THAT BITCH-ASS-BITCH! This just proves my theory; EVERYONE should have a flame thrower (climb on the building, open the roof hatch, kill it with fire, close the roof hatch, enjoy the day). But nooooooo, flame thrower is not for house use. Idiots.....
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Fri Feb 24, 2012 8:57 am |
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flyingsheepcannon
Sabrina the Witch
Joined: Sun Jul 09, 2006 6:08 am Posts: 4354
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Re: Tell us what pisses you off today?
i second that a flamethrower would be my most prized possession
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Sat Feb 25, 2012 10:31 pm |
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`max
Craptorbait
Joined: Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:55 pm Posts: 2098 Location: Bulgaria
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Re: Tell us what pisses you off today?
Last night a kidney stone tried to find himself out of mu body, and it hurts like shit... I throw up last night, didn't slept at all, and I feel like shit. And the best part is, this will continue for about five-ten days.
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Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:19 am |
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max_cady
SLightly Deformed
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Re: Tell us what pisses you off today?
That's suck man,I hope you will be ok very soon!
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Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:55 pm |
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Cpt. Scabby
Anal Muffin
Joined: Mon Jul 03, 2006 8:46 pm Posts: 6715 Location: hellishly intense introspective nightmare
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Re: Tell us what pisses you off today?
I'm working today, guess the joke is on me this year
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Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:41 pm |
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Toni_B
Violated Toilet
Joined: Tue Jan 19, 2010 9:00 pm Posts: 1377 Location: Fucking End of the World, man
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Re: Tell us what pisses you off today?
`max wrote: Last night a kidney stone tried to find himself out of mu body, and it hurts like shit... I throw up last night, didn't slept at all, and I feel like shit. And the best part is, this will continue for about five-ten days. A fuck! Can't you just cut it out with a knife or kill it with fire or some shit like that?!
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Mon Apr 02, 2012 8:08 am |
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Toni_B
Violated Toilet
Joined: Tue Jan 19, 2010 9:00 pm Posts: 1377 Location: Fucking End of the World, man
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Re: Tell us what pisses you off today?
simian raticus wrote: Shitty April Fool's Day today! I hate this stupid idea! Fuck the AFD ! I have bad day today! Wheater is shitty and spring is cold! Waiting for green nature and flowers!
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Mon Apr 02, 2012 8:08 am |
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gnollie
Official ShitLover
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Re: Tell us what pisses you off today?
`max wrote: Last night a kidney stone tried to find himself out of mu body, and it hurts like shit... I throw up last night, didn't slept at all, and I feel like shit. And the best part is, this will continue for about five-ten days. Just imagine how happy you'll be when you finally hear that motherfucker jingling down the toilet bowl!
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Mon Apr 02, 2012 11:44 am |
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max_cady
SLightly Deformed
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Re: Tell us what pisses you off today?
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Mon Apr 02, 2012 1:50 pm |
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`max
Craptorbait
Joined: Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:55 pm Posts: 2098 Location: Bulgaria
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Re: Tell us what pisses you off today?
gnollie wrote: `max wrote: Last night a kidney stone tried to find himself out of mu body, and it hurts like shit... I throw up last night, didn't slept at all, and I feel like shit. And the best part is, this will continue for about five-ten days. Just imagine how happy you'll be when you finally hear that motherfucker jingling down the toilet bowl! Can't wait, SERIOUSLY! I can feel it, it's on the finish lane. But it's probably going to be another sleepless night.
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Mon Apr 02, 2012 9:44 pm |
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gnollie
Official ShitLover
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Re: Tell us what pisses you off today?
Hope you made it through the night You're not alone, I'm having some back problems, I knocked the shit out of Toni_B's brick wall on Saturday with a 5 kg sledgehammer and I didn't have a proper rest + yesterday I cycled 60 km off-road which definitely didn't help. This morning I barely got up.
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Tue Apr 03, 2012 9:24 am |
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Cpt. Scabby
Anal Muffin
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Re: Tell us what pisses you off today?
I just got tabasco in my eye...
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Tue Apr 03, 2012 7:59 pm |
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gnollie
Official ShitLover
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Re: Tell us what pisses you off today?
Cpt. Scabby wrote: I just got tabasco in my eye... You thought you were Chuck Norris?
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Wed Apr 04, 2012 8:08 am |
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Toni_B
Violated Toilet
Joined: Tue Jan 19, 2010 9:00 pm Posts: 1377 Location: Fucking End of the World, man
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Re: Tell us what pisses you off today?
Cpt. Scabby wrote: I just got tabasco in my eye... You know a guy that cums tabasco?
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Wed Apr 04, 2012 8:25 am |
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`max
Craptorbait
Joined: Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:55 pm Posts: 2098 Location: Bulgaria
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Re: Tell us what pisses you off today?
Well, I'm feeling better, even though I still feel same negativity from my kidney. I didn't saw the stone, maybe it was just tiny particle. Or maybe it wasn't even that. I didn't went to the doctor, maybe I should've... oh, well. Last night I laid on an electric pillow to warm me up. I thing that did the trick. Anyways, feeling better now, and I'm happy I stopped taking pills. For the last three days I took more pills, than I took for the past ten years. Hate them!
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Wed Apr 04, 2012 5:39 pm |
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Slayer
Living in Nilbog
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Re: Tell us what pisses you off today?
Flash update fucking up AGAIN!!
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Wed Apr 04, 2012 9:08 pm |
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`max
Craptorbait
Joined: Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:55 pm Posts: 2098 Location: Bulgaria
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Re: Tell us what pisses you off today?
`max wrote: Well, I'm feeling better, even though I still feel same negativity from my kidney. I didn't saw the stone, maybe it was just tiny particle. Or maybe it wasn't even that. I didn't went to the doctor, maybe I should've... oh, well. Last night I laid on an electric pillow to warm me up. I thing that did the trick. Anyways, feeling better now, and I'm happy I stopped taking pills. For the last three days I took more pills, than I took for the past ten years. Hate them! False alarm... It stung me again, so I went to the ER, and the doctor told me, pretty much what I already new. Except, he was kinda mocking me, for trying home treatment, instead of going to the hospital right away... Motherfucker! Anyways he told me tomorrow to go and see my House MD (I think, this is the right term, in here we call them "Personal Doctors"), for further treatment, which I was gonna do. So, thanks for nothing, doc! Oh, the nurse gave me a shot, and they send me home.
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Thu Apr 05, 2012 12:03 am |
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Toni_B
Violated Toilet
Joined: Tue Jan 19, 2010 9:00 pm Posts: 1377 Location: Fucking End of the World, man
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Re: Tell us what pisses you off today?
`max wrote: `max wrote: Well, I'm feeling better, even though I still feel same negativity from my kidney. I didn't saw the stone, maybe it was just tiny particle. Or maybe it wasn't even that. I didn't went to the doctor, maybe I should've... oh, well. Last night I laid on an electric pillow to warm me up. I thing that did the trick. Anyways, feeling better now, and I'm happy I stopped taking pills. For the last three days I took more pills, than I took for the past ten years. Hate them! False alarm... It stung me again, so I went to the ER, and the doctor told me, pretty much what I already new. Except, he was kinda mocking me, for trying home treatment, instead of going to the hospital right away... Motherfucker! Anyways he told me tomorrow to go and see my House MD (I think, this is the right term, in here we call them "Personal Doctors"), for further treatment, which I was gonna do. So, thanks for nothing, doc! Oh, the nurse gave me a shot, and they send me home. It was worth waiting in the ER, a?
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Thu Apr 05, 2012 10:16 am |
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`max
Craptorbait
Joined: Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:55 pm Posts: 2098 Location: Bulgaria
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Re: Tell us what pisses you off today?
After half of day running from one doctor to another: Three stones (9mm, 7mm, 6mm), a bought a bah of meds, and hopefully I'll be on my feet soon. Preferably before May 8th, `cuz I hate to go to Metallica concert (in Serbia) in this condition. Well, I'll keep whining in here, until I'm better. So you can hope I'll stop quickly. Toni_B wrote: It was worth waiting in the ER, a? Don't even want to talk about it...
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Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:59 am |
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