S.B.i.G. - Your source for bad movie reviews and multimedia
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Lux Delux
Chuck Norris
Joined: Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:42 pm Posts: 16726 Location: Shitopia
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S.B.i.G. - Your source for bad movie reviews and multimedia
Okay. Want me to review a specific movie? Want me to take off your pants? POST HERE!!!
Last edited by Lux Delux on Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:03 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Wed Mar 22, 2006 7:34 pm |
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Cakie
Greasy Toilet
Joined: Fri Mar 17, 2006 9:55 pm Posts: 354 Location: VA
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I think you need to review Robot Jox. I just put it on for the 13th time and this movie gets better and better every time.
Crash and Burn.
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Thu Mar 23, 2006 3:03 am |
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Lux Delux
Chuck Norris
Joined: Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:42 pm Posts: 16726 Location: Shitopia
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Wow sounds robotically amazing Must check it out !!
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Thu Mar 23, 2006 3:06 am |
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Lux Delux
Chuck Norris
Joined: Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:42 pm Posts: 16726 Location: Shitopia
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Thanks man, just checked on IMDB and must say it looks awful.. and MICHAEL JACKSON !!!! I'm on it!
Thanks
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Sat Mar 25, 2006 10:08 pm |
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Pure
Veggie Fridge
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:59 pm Posts: 21656 Location: Fuck You! GoodBye!
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Jack Frost
Seems to me that Jack Frost is also missing in the list
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116671/
Cheers
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Wed Mar 29, 2006 1:37 pm |
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Lux Delux
Chuck Norris
Joined: Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:42 pm Posts: 16726 Location: Shitopia
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Guess people would really like me to review Jack Frost.. I should probably do it then
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Wed Mar 29, 2006 1:40 pm |
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Exterminat0r
Anal Muffin
Joined: Wed Mar 22, 2006 11:43 pm Posts: 6099 Location: Behind the computer
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i want more ninja movies, there was alot released in the 80s....
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Thu Mar 30, 2006 12:16 am |
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Lux Delux
Chuck Norris
Joined: Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:42 pm Posts: 16726 Location: Shitopia
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Yeah I'm currently downloading a few of them including the excellently crappy "3 ninjas" movies. I love ninjas so you can be sure I'll get my slime over some of them
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Thu Mar 30, 2006 12:20 am |
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The_Green_Samurai_Ranger
The Irish Cougar
Joined: Tue Mar 14, 2006 10:15 am Posts: 776
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do a review over, Speed 2: Cruise Control, its so crappy that it made the emo kids smile once it was finished.
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Fri Mar 31, 2006 5:57 am |
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Cakie
Greasy Toilet
Joined: Fri Mar 17, 2006 9:55 pm Posts: 354 Location: VA
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You need to watch Slither, that movie was one of the best American films I've seen in a long time. I couldn't keep myself from laughing through most of the movie. I did think I was gonna go to hell for all the impure thoughts I was having about the one brunette in the movie since I figured at first she couldn't be older than 14. Then luckily I felt alot better as the movie progressed when you see a breast so I felt very relieved in knowing she was 18.
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Sat Apr 01, 2006 4:46 am |
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Lux Delux
Chuck Norris
Joined: Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:42 pm Posts: 16726 Location: Shitopia
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second time someone recommended Slither to me and it's still fairly new.. Need to check for some rips
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Sun Apr 02, 2006 4:05 pm |
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Cakie
Greasy Toilet
Joined: Fri Mar 17, 2006 9:55 pm Posts: 354 Location: VA
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Has anyone here seen Zardoz? It's one of 3 Sean Connery movies that I haven't been able to watch yet but from reading the synopsis I think it would be hilarious. The quote they had from zardoz himself was great.
"Zardoz: The gun is good.
The penis is evil.
The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was.
But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals.
Go forth... and KILL!"
You'll definantly need to review this movie
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Thu Apr 06, 2006 10:47 pm |
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Newtype
Poo Slut
Joined: Tue Mar 14, 2006 4:45 pm Posts: 135
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I sayt review Class of Nuke'em high 1. by TROMA. I thought it was an excellenty bad film. check it out sometime, lux.
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Thu Apr 06, 2006 11:05 pm |
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Pure
Veggie Fridge
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:59 pm Posts: 21656 Location: Fuck You! GoodBye!
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Newtype wrote: I sayt review Class of Nuke'em high 1. by TROMA. I thought it was an excellenty bad film. check it out sometime, lux. Verry good choice indeed. One hell of a movie Cheers
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Thu Apr 06, 2006 11:21 pm |
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Newtype
Poo Slut
Joined: Tue Mar 14, 2006 4:45 pm Posts: 135
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Lux Delux wrote: Yeah I'm currently downloading a few of them including the excellently crappy "3 ninjas" movies. I love ninjas so you can be sure I'll get my slime over some of them
jeez dude... those movies were absolutely horrid. have fun!
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Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:57 am |
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Lux Delux
Chuck Norris
Joined: Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:42 pm Posts: 16726 Location: Shitopia
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Ah yes Class of Nuke 'em High was neat, thanks for the link Pure, but I already have it
Nice reminder I need to see it again
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Fri Apr 07, 2006 8:44 am |
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Cakie
Greasy Toilet
Joined: Fri Mar 17, 2006 9:55 pm Posts: 354 Location: VA
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Alright in honor of Easter, I think you need review Critters at least the first 2 movies. They're the perfect holiday movie. Where else could you find a guy being eaten from inside a bunny suit. God that scene gave me a phobia of those bunny suits. People have tried to get me to dress up for the kids but I just can't seem to bring myself to put one on.
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Sat Apr 15, 2006 3:47 pm |
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Lux Delux
Chuck Norris
Joined: Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:42 pm Posts: 16726 Location: Shitopia
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Yeah I have all 4 Critters, need to rewatch them
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Sat Apr 15, 2006 3:55 pm |
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The Diesel
misses the porn section
Joined: Sun Apr 16, 2006 12:59 am Posts: 13 Location: Sacramento, California
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Psychomania
Psychomania is a great film and deserves a place on your mighty review list. I posted a review at Usesoap.com.......I also see that you have one of the Death Wish movies on your site. It's a must to view all of the Death Wish movies in one sitting to fully appreciate the poor acting and the inevitable deaths of Chuck's loved ones.
_________________ "Look at you, you look like you got both eyes coming out of the same hole."
Captain Coldyron, R.O.T.O.R.
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Sun Apr 16, 2006 1:13 am |
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Lux Delux
Chuck Norris
Joined: Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:42 pm Posts: 16726 Location: Shitopia
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Holy shit that movie looks crazy, need to find it asap
BTW since your're the first member after 100 that posted, you get 100 Lux bucks! Doesn't actually mean anything, but who gives a shit anyway
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Sun Apr 16, 2006 1:16 am |
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The Diesel
misses the porn section
Joined: Sun Apr 16, 2006 12:59 am Posts: 13 Location: Sacramento, California
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Thanks for the additional Lux bucks. I will invest them wisely until I'm a Luxionaire.
_________________ "Look at you, you look like you got both eyes coming out of the same hole."
Captain Coldyron, R.O.T.O.R.
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Sun Apr 16, 2006 1:25 am |
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L-Evate
Frozen Turd
Joined: Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:43 pm Posts: 83 Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada
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army of darkness!!! my alltime favorite b-movie... evil monster ass kicking throught the whole movie I've never seen so much ass whooping in so little time it's amazing!!! there's also the evil dead sequel which was made either before or after army of darkness (it's a background story on AOD)
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Mon Apr 17, 2006 3:36 am |
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Cakie
Greasy Toilet
Joined: Fri Mar 17, 2006 9:55 pm Posts: 354 Location: VA
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Evil Dead was done years before Army of Darkness.
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L-Evate
Frozen Turd
Joined: Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:43 pm Posts: 83 Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada
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I should have googled it but meh... anyways they still kick ass!
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Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:02 am |
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Lux Delux
Chuck Norris
Joined: Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:42 pm Posts: 16726 Location: Shitopia
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Yeah but Evil Dead are good movies.
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Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:03 pm |
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Pure
Veggie Fridge
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:59 pm Posts: 21656 Location: Fuck You! GoodBye!
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Revenge Of Billy The Kid (1991)
Have you seen "Revenge of Billy The Kid"? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102783/
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Sat Apr 29, 2006 6:46 pm |
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Lux Delux
Chuck Norris
Joined: Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:42 pm Posts: 16726 Location: Shitopia
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You just made my day Pure :drink: :drink:
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Sat Apr 29, 2006 6:53 pm |
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Cakie
Greasy Toilet
Joined: Fri Mar 17, 2006 9:55 pm Posts: 354 Location: VA
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Ok this movie looks great I'm definantly have to watch it. Hehe goatrapers
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Sat Apr 29, 2006 6:55 pm |
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Pure
Veggie Fridge
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:59 pm Posts: 21656 Location: Fuck You! GoodBye!
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Lux Delux wrote: You just made my day Pure :drink: :drink:
No problemo :drink:
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Sat Apr 29, 2006 6:59 pm |
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Lux Delux
Chuck Norris
Joined: Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:42 pm Posts: 16726 Location: Shitopia
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Seems like its pretty low on sources though
Hopefully a full one will show up in time.
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Sat Apr 29, 2006 7:00 pm |
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