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Cakie
Greasy Toilet
Joined: Fri Mar 17, 2006 9:55 pm Posts: 354 Location: VA
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Perhaps thats why I thought it was amusing I was really trashed that night and I haven't bothered watching it sober yet.
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Fri May 05, 2006 10:18 pm |
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Pure
Veggie Fridge
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:59 pm Posts: 21656 Location: Fuck You! GoodBye!
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Cakie wrote: Perhaps thats why I thought it was amusing I was really trashed that night and I haven't bothered watching it sober yet.
That would be it yeah.
But nevertheless a good laugh
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Sat May 06, 2006 12:18 am |
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samuraidino
misses the porn section
Joined: Wed May 03, 2006 2:51 pm Posts: 21 Location: IRELAND!
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Just watched it for the fourth time in the last week but 9 deaths of the ninja is fantastic.IT HAS EVERYTHING!Ninjas,watermelons,monkeys,lesbian mercenaries,machine guns,a guy who cant stop laughing,decapitated heads,a hilarious deeath by horses scene,a gay dr stranglove,kids with nunchuks,did i mention the monkey wears a lederhausen during the second half of the film?
And thats only the tip of the iceberg,theres so much more depth to this fantastically awefull movie
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Sun May 07, 2006 1:55 am |
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Pure
Veggie Fridge
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:59 pm Posts: 21656 Location: Fuck You! GoodBye!
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samuraidino wrote: Just watched it for the fourth time in the last week but 9 deaths of the ninja is fantastic.IT HAS EVERYTHING!Ninjas,watermelons,monkeys,lesbian mercenaries,machine guns,a guy who cant stop laughing,decapitated heads,a hilarious deeath by horses scene,a gay dr stranglove,kids with nunchuks,did i mention the monkey wears a lederhausen during the second half of the film?
And thats only the tip of the iceberg,theres so much more depth to this fantastically awefull movie
Sounds like good ol' fun!
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Sun May 07, 2006 11:26 am |
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Exterminat0r
Anal Muffin
Joined: Wed Mar 22, 2006 11:43 pm Posts: 6099 Location: Behind the computer
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i want a review of raw force(1982).... if you could do that it would be great :-)
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Sat May 13, 2006 12:34 pm |
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Lux Delux
Chuck Norris
Joined: Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:42 pm Posts: 16726 Location: Shitopia
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Oooh need to check it out in the downloads
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Sat May 13, 2006 12:36 pm |
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Mr. Death
God Complexed Mod
Joined: Tue Mar 14, 2006 10:51 am Posts: 354 Location: Dallas, Texas
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You should check out this movie called Torque or something like that it came out in 2003 i think, It stars Ice Cube ts about bikers, but it really bad. Well atleast the acting bad, and some part you know can never happen in real life.
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Mon Jun 05, 2006 4:23 am |
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Lux Delux
Chuck Norris
Joined: Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:42 pm Posts: 16726 Location: Shitopia
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Off course, I know all about Torque and all those shitty action race movies from the last couple of years.
But I am more into lower budget trash. Though these race movies are all excellently shitty and I must say I enjoy quoting them.
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Mon Jun 05, 2006 11:51 am |
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Kako
Poo Slut
Joined: Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:14 pm Posts: 133 Location: Raptor Island
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man oh man S.I.C.K. Serial Insane Clown Killer is a freaking classic it should be reviewed I laugh so hard I started to cry kind of like in Alien 3000 and my favorite Shark Attack 3 The Megalodon
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Wed Jun 21, 2006 12:16 am |
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Lux Delux
Chuck Norris
Joined: Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:42 pm Posts: 16726 Location: Shitopia
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Thanks, I'll get on it as soon as I can
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Wed Jun 21, 2006 1:16 am |
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gokado
Her Bitchness
Joined: Tue Mar 14, 2006 6:41 pm Posts: 747 Location: Nogales in Mexico
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oh man! the selection is getting bigger! this movies are awsome we are practically reviewing part of the world's POP culture.
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Wed Jun 21, 2006 1:40 am |
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Kako
Poo Slut
Joined: Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:14 pm Posts: 133 Location: Raptor Island
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Wed Jun 21, 2006 2:26 am |
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Kako
Poo Slut
Joined: Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:14 pm Posts: 133 Location: Raptor Island
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From Silent Night Deadly Night 2 funny as hell first is good as well with there overall badness will make you chuckle pretty hard
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Wed Jun 21, 2006 2:59 am |
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Kako
Poo Slut
Joined: Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:14 pm Posts: 133 Location: Raptor Island
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Another Film Classic that should be viewed CLASS OF 99: The Subsitute 2 with Sasha Mitchell Cody from Step by Step.
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Tue Jun 27, 2006 10:03 pm |
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Lux Delux
Chuck Norris
Joined: Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:42 pm Posts: 16726 Location: Shitopia
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Tue Jun 27, 2006 11:47 pm |
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Pure
Veggie Fridge
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:59 pm Posts: 21656 Location: Fuck You! GoodBye!
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Kako wrote: Another Film Classic that should be viewed CLASS OF 99: The Subsitute 2 with Sasha Mitchell Cody from Step by Step.
Substitute numero uno on Dutch TV
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Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:16 pm |
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Kako
Poo Slut
Joined: Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:14 pm Posts: 133 Location: Raptor Island
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This was a bad movie Dracula 3000 if anyone that hasn't seen it I found a clip of the end if anyone wants to see it since the rest of the movie was really bad and made no sense anyways. This part was so random and funny I still laugh at it heres the link enjoy.
http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=2663&p=3
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Mon Jul 10, 2006 3:55 pm |
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flyingsheepcannon
Sabrina the Witch
Joined: Sun Jul 09, 2006 6:08 am Posts: 4354
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Dracula 3000?
bad?
what are you talking about?!
a guy running around in a halloween costume put together by 12 yearolds
COOLIO!!!!!!!
and an epic conclusion to a well thought provoking movie that would maybe impress a mentally handycapped cow
how could one go wrong?
Coolio man.... COOLIO!
Coolio
COOLIO!!!!!!!!!!
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Mon Jul 10, 2006 4:03 pm |
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GRiND
Sabrina the Witch
Joined: Fri Jun 09, 2006 2:41 pm Posts: 4800 Location: Metalchussetts, The Altered State of Druggachussetts
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Pure wrote: Kako wrote: Another Film Classic that should be viewed CLASS OF 99: The Subsitute 2 with Sasha Mitchell Cody from Step by Step. Substitute numero uno on Dutch TV
Isn't it Class of 1999 2: the Substitute? Wheres the first one?
Just like Ninja 3: the Domination. What happened to Ninja 1 & 2?!?
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Mon Jul 10, 2006 4:03 pm |
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Kako
Poo Slut
Joined: Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:14 pm Posts: 133 Location: Raptor Island
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yeah coolio was hilarious cause it was so dumb
and I haven't seen the first class of 99 but it looks funny and has some bad lines in it I've only seen the parts they showed in the second
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Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:11 pm |
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Pure
Veggie Fridge
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:59 pm Posts: 21656 Location: Fuck You! GoodBye!
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I would like to see a nice and crispy review of Shock Waves (1977)
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Thu Oct 12, 2006 12:41 am |
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Lux Delux
Chuck Norris
Joined: Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:42 pm Posts: 16726 Location: Shitopia
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Thu Oct 12, 2006 12:50 am |
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Pure
Veggie Fridge
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:59 pm Posts: 21656 Location: Fuck You! GoodBye!
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RENEGADE
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Thu Oct 12, 2006 12:53 am |
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Lux Delux
Chuck Norris
Joined: Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:42 pm Posts: 16726 Location: Shitopia
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I earned 25 cents with the website in the last 7 days I wonder if that will cover the server cost
Need to start writing about that Renegade shitter
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Fri Oct 20, 2006 8:56 pm |
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El Mariachi
buttfuckbullfrog
Joined: Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:35 am Posts: 10201 Location: On top of a turd
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I saw Class of 1999 for download somewhere a while back. I have a rip of it though. Pretty cool movie.
an early version of The Faculty
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Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:38 pm |
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gnollie
Official ShitLover
Joined: Sun Aug 20, 2006 7:48 pm Posts: 8893 Location: not to be found
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El Mariachi wrote: I saw Class of 1999 for download somewhere a while back. I have a rip of it though. Pretty cool movie. an early version of The Faculty
Yes, it was one of my favourite movies while I was... much younger than I'm now
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Sat Oct 21, 2006 9:32 am |
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Lux Delux
Chuck Norris
Joined: Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:42 pm Posts: 16726 Location: Shitopia
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Hmmm WMV is giving me some kinda poop. So I'll have to make the clips in different format.
Crappers, now Im confused... What to do...
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Mon Oct 23, 2006 4:26 pm |
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Lux Delux
Chuck Norris
Joined: Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:42 pm Posts: 16726 Location: Shitopia
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The website is on page 5 when you seaarch for "bad movie reviews".
Searching for some movies or renegade didn't bring results though
That needs to change. Index it better google!
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Sun Oct 29, 2006 1:52 am |
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Pure
Veggie Fridge
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:59 pm Posts: 21656 Location: Fuck You! GoodBye!
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bastards
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Sun Oct 29, 2006 1:56 am |
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Lux Delux
Chuck Norris
Joined: Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:42 pm Posts: 16726 Location: Shitopia
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I wanna see it #1 when someone searches for Troll 2
But guess what Try searching for "Bad Movie Downloads" on MSN
Google nothing though
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Sun Oct 29, 2006 2:00 am |
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