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flyingsheepcannon
Sabrina the Witch
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Uwe Boll
http://film.guardian.co.uk/news/story/0 ... 90,00.htmlis there a Uwe Boll fan site? if not, we should email him and tell him to keep making awesome movies
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El Mariachi
buttfuckbullfrog
Joined: Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:35 am Posts: 10201 Location: On top of a turd
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Re: Uwe Boll
I want to vote him out if I can find the site. He should retire from game movies and make incredible self written turds.
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Tue Apr 08, 2008 6:59 pm |
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El Mariachi
buttfuckbullfrog
Joined: Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:35 am Posts: 10201 Location: On top of a turd
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Re: Uwe Boll
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Tue Apr 08, 2008 7:02 pm |
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El Mariachi
buttfuckbullfrog
Joined: Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:35 am Posts: 10201 Location: On top of a turd
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Re: Uwe Boll
Holy crap, in 10 seconds time it had 20 signers more!!!
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Tue Apr 08, 2008 7:03 pm |
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Pure
Veggie Fridge
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:59 pm Posts: 21656 Location: Fuck You! GoodBye!
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Re: Uwe Boll
IMO he should do whatever the fuck he wants. He'll be making crap movies one way or the other.
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El Mariachi
buttfuckbullfrog
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Re: Uwe Boll
Pure wrote: IMO he should do whatever the fuck he wants. He'll be making crap movies one way or the other. Yeah, but that's okay. He can make other movies. I just want them game movies to be good. Not that it is possible 95% of the time. He should not retire completely from the movie scene The porn industry mixed with gaming industry must be a nice job for him Mario and Luigi fucking the princess Doom monster running naked buttfucking female space marines Etc, etc
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Tue Apr 08, 2008 7:32 pm |
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flyingsheepcannon
Sabrina the Witch
Joined: Sun Jul 09, 2006 6:08 am Posts: 4354
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Re: Uwe Boll
i thought the petition was for him to RETIREmeaning no more movies
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Pure
Veggie Fridge
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:59 pm Posts: 21656 Location: Fuck You! GoodBye!
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Re: Uwe Boll
Yup, that's why i'm not signing
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Tue Apr 08, 2008 8:11 pm |
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Lux Delux
Chuck Norris
Joined: Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:42 pm Posts: 16726 Location: Shitopia
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Re: Uwe Boll
Uwe don't leave us
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elguaxo
End of Level Boss
Joined: Fri Mar 16, 2007 5:10 pm Posts: 7535
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Re: Uwe Boll
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Wed Apr 09, 2008 8:00 pm |
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weasel666
Batshit Crazy
Joined: Mon Apr 02, 2007 4:11 am Posts: 5720 Location: Portugal land of pito
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Re: Uwe Boll
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flyingsheepcannon
Sabrina the Witch
Joined: Sun Jul 09, 2006 6:08 am Posts: 4354
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Re: Uwe Boll
he is the ONLY FUCKING GENESIS IN THE FUCKING BUSINESS
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Lux Delux
Chuck Norris
Joined: Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:42 pm Posts: 16726 Location: Shitopia
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elguaxo
End of Level Boss
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Re: Uwe Boll
don't forget to sign here! http://www.petitiononline.com/ub221965/petition.htmlEdit: look here, petition nr. 280 Quote: 280. Michael Bay - Hello, this is Michael Bay. You might remember me as the director of such fine films as Transformers, Bad Boys II, Armageddon, and the video collection of the band formerly known as Great White(R.I.P.) I thank god every day that we have such fine internet movie critics such as SomethingAwful's Mr. Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka and the staff of Planetavp.com to bring the failings of Dr. Uwe Boll to the public. Without their hard work and expert critical knowledge of film, Mr. Dr. uwe Boll's movies might be taken seriously like that hack M. Night Shamyalan. So it might surprise you that I'm signing this petition in favor of Dr. Mr. Boll. So that he can continue to crap movies out of his ass and I can continue to stomp him in every concievable way. So keep on keeping on Dr. Boll, maybe you'll get Jim Carrey to play the lead in the Farcry movie.
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Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:42 pm |
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elguaxo
End of Level Boss
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Re: Uwe Boll
Michael Bay and Eli Roth Respond to Uwe Boll?s Commentshttp://www.slashfilm.com/2008/04/09/mic ... -comments/
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Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:57 pm |
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Lux Delux
Chuck Norris
Joined: Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:42 pm Posts: 16726 Location: Shitopia
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Re: Uwe Boll
hahahaha this is amazing ROCK ON UWE
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Pure
Veggie Fridge
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:59 pm Posts: 21656 Location: Fuck You! GoodBye!
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El Mariachi
buttfuckbullfrog
Joined: Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:35 am Posts: 10201 Location: On top of a turd
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Re: Uwe Boll
WTF I just saw the youtube video of Uwe.
He must be on some kind of drug
But... I've to say. A man who casts Ralph Moeller a lot of times, MUST be a genius.
I can't wait for Uwe to make a Conan movie with Ralph. Where Ralph fucks again women and slashes off heads
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weasel666
Batshit Crazy
Joined: Mon Apr 02, 2007 4:11 am Posts: 5720 Location: Portugal land of pito
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Re: Uwe Boll
ah the saga continues... this time Boll challenges Bay for a boxing match... i swear to god that i'm not kidding http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlJ3VLGDOVE
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flyingsheepcannon
Sabrina the Witch
Joined: Sun Jul 09, 2006 6:08 am Posts: 4354
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Re: Uwe Boll
ooooh man 100000 lux bucks and my virginity on Uwe
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El Mariachi
buttfuckbullfrog
Joined: Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:35 am Posts: 10201 Location: On top of a turd
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Re: Uwe Boll
"I care about him" HAHAHAHA
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enterlexx
Sabrina the Witch
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Re: Uwe Boll
this is so funny, almost surreal
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Pure
Veggie Fridge
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:59 pm Posts: 21656 Location: Fuck You! GoodBye!
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VISITING UWE- THE UWE BOLL HOMESTORY Quote: A new documentary about everyone's favorite film director is available online free for anyone to stream. http://www.ws-avantgarde.de/visitinguwe/
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flyingsheepcannon
Sabrina the Witch
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Re: Uwe Boll
i will defiantly have to check that out
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fuego
Sir SlapMePlease
Joined: Mon Oct 01, 2007 2:06 pm Posts: 2245 Location: Under a dildo
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Re: Uwe Boll
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Pure
Veggie Fridge
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:59 pm Posts: 21656 Location: Fuck You! GoodBye!
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Re: Uwe Boll
B-Movie News wrote: Uwe Boll is the James Brown of genera. He is the hardest working man in show business. If an outraged video game fan doesn't kill him a heart attack will, as he is slated to direct half a dozen films and produce even more. Lets have a look what's going on? SILENT NIGHT IN ALGONA This movie tells the story of the German POW camp in Algona, Iowa. Local fear turns to friendship as the community is drawn together at Christmas time via a unique gift that will stand as a symbol of peace for many generations to come. Astronaut Buzz Aldrin who of course was the second man on the moon will be lending his acting skill to this production. THE THROWAWAYS Homeless people are "disappearing" at an unprecedented rate from the streets of New York City. A determined reporter and a renegade cop must uncover this mysterious and baffling situation without risking losing their lives. THE SCIENCE OF BEING COOL According to the Inaccurate Movie Database, Boll is no longer directing this movie but his company Boll Kino Beteiligungs is still distributing it. BLOODRAYNE 3 According to the Inaccurate Movie Database, Boll is no longer directing this movie but is still acting as the writer and producer. As previously reported Boll is also set to direct Rampage, The Storm, Janjaweed, Untitled Max Schmeling Biography, Sabotage 1943, and Zombie Massacre. LESLIE MORRIS 08.01.09
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flyingsheepcannon
Sabrina the Witch
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Re: Uwe Boll
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Pure
Veggie Fridge
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Golden Raspberry Awards
b-movie news wrote: BOLL PREDICTS HIS RAZZIE
The nominations for the Golden Raspberry (Razzies) Awards have been announced. The Razzie acknowledges the worst achievement in cinema. Without shock our Dr Uwe Boll is up again for several awards. This could be his year, and why not he 2008 gave us some of the best film's he has ever made. This is what Dr. Boll has to say about the matter. uwe boll: "that I'm this time also nominated as best supporting actor against stars like BEN KINGSLEY and PIERCE BROSNAN shows that my genius comes more and more into his peak stadium! all my three movies are nominated in different categories: IN THE NAME OF THE KING (what an epic masterpiece with tons of stars like jason statham), TUNNELRATS (against Tunnelrats Clint Eastwoods bullshit Letters of Imovio ..or what the fuck was the title of that movie ...is an amateurclip of brainwashed patriots) and of course POSTAL (where Dave Foley dick is in a very nice shot --i created in inspiration of Jean Luc Gordards work in the sixties...you remember: the black and white stuff with jean paul belmondo...and Verne Troyer gets raped by 1000 monkeys (this was inspired by the later work of Gus van Sant .especially the work he is doing in his trailers...).! I never won a razzie ...but this year I'm sure that there is no way around Uwe Boll so that finally I get the award I deserve!" LESLIE MORRIS 26.01.09 From: B-Movie News
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Pure
Veggie Fridge
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Re: Uwe Boll
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Sun Mar 01, 2009 7:26 pm |
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flyingsheepcannon
Sabrina the Witch
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Re: Uwe Boll
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! UWE!!!
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